Another 14 days - think it is time to find a place to bury myself that day unless I can find a suitable date to spend the evening with. Where did I leave Aston's phonenumber again - Alzheimer is already hitting me.

Too many impure thoughts today to mention here, reached a peak when the beautiful GP's assistant awaited me for my appointment around my by-pass.

The GP refused to refer me to a heart specialist - says there is absolutely nothing wrong with me and the only thing I have is indigestion - maybe it is a broken heart for C I am suffering from. After GP went to Dixon's and bought me a DIY pacemaker set, if I can't have the real thing then this will have to do.

Saw an advertisement for a Brazilian wax for men - wonder what that is, must remember (if Alzheimer doesn't hit again) to check it some time soon.