Woke up this morning feeling absolutely down - having been so close to create something beautiful with Aston, throwing it all away for a moment of total lost of control. Can't think whatever I saw in Chelsea, she must be a witch or a footballer's wive. Milano did comfort a bit, but will I end up in the same misery, besides who names their daughter after a football club ?
At least I thought I would do one positive thing today and take revenge on the horrible Toyota Prius and decided to drown it in the river Thames. Found a nice spot on the South Bank where I could drive it into the water and you will not believe this. This bl...y car is not only hybrid, it also floats ! Just my luck to have the amphibeous option installed on the car. Maybe I should have paid more attention to that person that was flashing to me from a 100 yards, but couldn't be bothered.
On top of that I got arrested by the police because they claim I tried to pollute the river Thames by driving my car into it, put I thought the Congestion Charge allows me to do anything in London.
Whe I thought it couldn't get worse, guess what happened in the police van that was taking me to the Police station. Roger the Steward was sitting next to me, acting like a litle baby. He got arrested for indecent behaviour when showing off his private parts on the South Bank. His story was that he was trying to get my attention since he spotted. I now have to spend a night in the cell with him - God help me, how much more do I need to be punished. I just need to remember not to bend over.
Police is now taking my mobile devices, will tell the story further tomorrow.
