No of sexy nurses - 25 (this now includes the nightshift)
No. of impure thoughts - 783Dozens (all about the nurses and Chelsea)
No. of prescription drugs taken - 2 (Viagra & Cealis)
No. of times it actually was of any use - ainīt gonna tell you 
I have had a ball of a time, this should become my offical 2nd address, I have been pampered, bathed by Caley (twice), was served coffee in the conservatory - this is heaven on earth.
Still my mind wonders what I will do tomorrow - I believe that I will not be able to hit the big birthday without solving the 2 things that are most on my mind.
1. has Chelsea really forgotten me
2. where do I get my free bus pass for London since I have hit that big age almost ?
Haven't really figured out which one has priority, but since I have no car, it seems easy.
Probably will need to decide tomorrow morning what to do, but until then will make use of the nice services they offer here. Oh nurse Caley could you please bring me some more of those nice drugs and I urgently need another bath ...........
